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50 GREAT WAYS TO STAY ALIVE ON A
MOTORCYCLE
1. Assume you're invisible. To a lot
of drivers, you are. Never make a move based on the assumption that another
driver sees you, even if you've made eye contact. Bikes don't register to
the four-wheel mind 2. Be considerate The consequences of
strafing the jerk du jour or cutting him off, start out bad and get worse.
Pretend it was your grandma and smile. 3. Dress for the crash, not
the pool or the pub Sure, McDonalds is a 5-minute trip, but nobody plans
to eat pavement. Modern mesh gear means 100- degree heat and is no excuse
for a T-shirt and board shorts 4. Hope for the best, prepare for
the worst Assume that car across the intersection will turn across your
bow when the light goes green, with or without a turn signal 5.
Leave your ego at home The only people who really care if you were
faster on the freeway will be the officer and the judge 6. Pay
attention Yes, there is a half-naked girl on the billboard. That shock
does feels squishy. Meanwhile, you could be drifting toward Big Trouble.
Focus 7. Mirrors only show you part of the picture. Never
change direction without turning your head to make sure the coast really is
clear 8. Be patient Always take another second or three before
you pull out to pass, ride away from a curb or into freeway traffic from an
on-ramp. It's what you don't see that gets you. That extra look could save
your butt 9. Watch your closing speed. Passing cars at twice
their speed or changing lanes to shoot past a row of stopped cars is just
asking for trouble 10. Beware the verge and the merge. A lot of
nasty surprises end up on the sides of the road: empty McDonalds bags,
nails, TV antennas, ladders, you name it. Watch for troublesome debris on
both sides of the road 11. Left-turning cars remain a leading
killer of motorcyclists. Dont assume someone will wait for you to dart
through the intersection. They're trying to beat the light, too 12.
Beware of cars running traffic lights. The first few seconds after a
signal light changes are the most perilous. Look both ways before barging
into an intersection. 13. Check your mirrors. Do it every time
you change lanes, slow down or stop. Be ready to move if another vehicle is
about to occupy the space your planned to use 14. Mind the gap.
Remember Drivers Ed? One seconds worth of distance per 10 mph is the old
rule of thumb. Better still, scan the next 12 seconds ahead for potential
trouble 15. Beware of boy racers. They're quick and their
drivers tend to be aggressive. Don’t assume you’ve beaten one away from a
light or outpaced it in traffic and change lanes without looking. You could
end up as a civic hood ornament 16. Excessive entrance speed hurts
Its the leading cause of single-bike accidents on twisty roads and
racetracks. In Slow, Out Fast is the old adage, and it still works. Dialing
up corner speed is safer than scrubbing it off. 17. Don’t trust
that deer whistle Ungulates and other feral beasts prowl at dawn and
dusk, so heed those big yellow signs. If you’re riding in a target-rich
environment, slow down and watch the shoulders 18. Learn to use
both brakes. The front does most of your stopping, but a little rear
brake on corner entry can calm a nervous chassis 19. If, during
evaluate (Search, Evaluate, Execute), the hairs on the back of your neck
stand up prepare yourself and cover that front brake. Save a single
second of reaction time at 60 mph and you can stop 88 feet shorter. Think
about that 20. Look where you want to go. Use the miracle of
target fixation to your advantage. The motorcycle goes where you look, so
focus on the solution instead of the problem. 21. Keep your eyes
moving. Traffic is always shifting, so keep scanning for potential
trouble. Don’t lock your eyes on any one thing for too long unless you’re
actually dealing with trouble. 22. Think before you act.
Careful whipping around that micra going 7 kph in a 30-kph zone or you
could end up with your head in the driver’s side door when he turns into the
driveway right in front of you. 23. Raise your gaze. Its too
late to do anything about the 20 feet immediately in front of your fender,
so scan the road far enough ahead to see trouble and change trajectory.
24. Get your mind right in the driveway. Most accidents happen during
the first 15 minutes of a ride, below 40 mph, near an intersection or
driveway. Yes, that could be your driveway. 25. Come to a full stop
at that next stop sign. Put a foot down. Look again. Anything less
forces a snap decision with no time to spot potential trouble. 26.
Never dive into a gap in stalled traffic. Cars may have stopped for a
reason, and you may not be able to see why until it’s too late to do
anything about it. 27 Don’t saddle up more than you can handle.
If you weigh 95 pounds, avoid that 795-pound cruiser. If you’re 5-foot-5,
forget those towering adventure-tourers. 28. Watch for car doors
opening in traffic. And smacking a car that’s swerving around some
goofballs open door is just as painful. 29. Don’t get in an
intersection rut. Watch for a two-way stop after a string of four-way
intersections. If you expect cross-traffic to stop, there could be a painful
surprise when it doesn’t. 30. Stay in your comfort zone when you’re
with a group. Riding over your head is a good way to end up in the
ditch. Any bunch worth riding with will have a rendezvous point where you’ll
be able to link up again. 31. Give your eyes some time to adjust.
A minute or two of low light heading from a well-lighted garage onto dark
streets is a good thing. Otherwise, you’re essentially flying blind for the
first mile or so 32. Master the slow U-turn. Practice. Park
your butt on the outside edge of the seat and lean the bike into the turn,
using your body as a counterweight as you pivot around the rear wheel.
33. Who put a stop sign at the top of this hill? Don’t panic. Use the
rear brake to keep from rolling back down. Use Mr. Throttle and Mr. Clutch
normally and smoothly to pull away. 34. If it looks slippery,
assume it is. A patch of suspicious pavement could be just about
anything. Butter Flavor Crisco? Gravel? Mobil 1? Or maybe its nothing.
Better to slow down for nothing than go on your head. 35. Bang! A
blowout! Now what? No sudden moves. The motorcycle isn’t happy, so be
prepared to apply a little calming muscle to maintain course Ease back the
throttle, brake gingerly with the good wheel and pull over very smoothly to
the shoulder. Big sigh. 36. Drops on the face shield? Its
raining. Lightly misted pavement can be slipperier than when it’s been
rinsed by a downpour, and you never know how much grip there is. Apply
maximum-level concentration, caution and smoothness. 37. Emotions
in check? To paraphrase Mr. Ice Cube, chickity-check yoself before you
wreck yoself. Emotions are as powerful as any drug, so take inventory every
time you saddle up. If you’re mad, sad, exhausted or anxious, stay put.
38. Wear good gear. Wear stuff that fits you and the weather If you’re
too hot or too cold or fighting with a jacket that binds across the
shoulders, you’re dangerous. It’s that simple. 39. Leave the iPod
at home. You wont hear that cement truck in time with Spinal Tap cranked
to 11, but they might like your headphones in intensive care. 40.
Learn to swerve. Be able to do two tight turns in quick succession.
Flick left around the bag of briquettes, then right back to your original
trajectory. The bike will follow your eyes, so look at the way around, not
the briquettes. Now practice till it’s a reflex 41. Be smooth
at low speeds. Take some angst out, especially of slow-speed maneuvers,
with a bit of rear brake. It adds a welcome bit of stability by minimizing
unwelcome weight transfer and potentially bothersome driveline lash
42. Flashing is good for you. Turn signals get your attention by
flashing, right? So a few easy taps on the pedal or lever before stopping
makes your brake light more eye-catching to trailing traffic 43.
Intersections are scary, so hedge your bets. Put another vehicle between
your bike and the possibility of someone running the stop sign/red light on
your right and you cut your chances of getting nailed in half 44.
Tune your peripheral vision. Pick a point near the center of that wall
over there. Now scan as far as you can by moving your attention, not your
gaze. The more you can see without turning your head, the sooner you can
react to trouble 45. All alone at a light that won’t turn green?
Put as much motorcycle as possible directly above the sensor wire usually
buried in the pavement beneath you and located by a round or square pattern
behind the limit line. If the light still won’t change, try putting your
kickstand down, right on the wire. You should be on your way in seconds
46. Every-thing is harder to see after dark. Even You. Adjust your
headlights, Carry a clear face shield and have your game all the way on
after dark, especially during commuter hours 47. Don’t troll next
to or right behind Mr. Peterbilt. If one of those 18 retreads blows up,
which they do with some regularity it de-treads, and that can be ugly.
Unless you like dodging huge chunks of flying rubber, keep your distance
48. Take the panic out of panic stops. Develop an intimate
relationship with your front brake. Seek out some safe, open pavement.
Starting slowly, find that fine line between maximum braking and a locked
wheel, and then do it again, and again 49. Make your tires right
None of this stuff matters unless your skins are right. Don’t take ‘em for
granted Make sure pressure is spot-on every time you ride. Check for cuts,
nails and other junk they might have picked up, as well as general wear
50. Take a deep breath. Count to 10. Smile at the idiot.
Forgetting some clown’s 80-mph indiscretion beats running the risk of
ruining your life, or ending it
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